We recently found an interesting online survey: “Men of Reddit, what do you do that you’re pretty sure all men do?” The responses were hilarious and enlightening! Here are the 13 top answers:
Bring In All the Groceries in One Trip
“Ah, the art of picking up and carrying milk jugs with your fingers.”
Slap the Pockets of My Jeans and Say Wallet, Phone, Keys Before Leaving the House
“I go phone left and keys right. Also, sometimes I am talking on the phone and feel my pocket and think I forgot my phone.”
Going Beast Mode When Going up the Stairs
“I don’t do it anymore, but I’m pretty sure every guy has at least once gone beast mode when going up the stairs.”
“Is this when you get down on all fours and run up the stairs like an animal? Cuz I do that every chance I get.”
One Hand In Trousers When Browsing The Web
“Nothing sexual I just like keeping my hand in a comfy and sturdy place”.
After We Take Off Our Underwear, We Kick Them up Into Our Hands From the Floor
“Yes. My daily exercise.”
‘Clean’ the Toilet With Their Pee
“If there’s a speck in the toilet bowl, pee on it till it washes away.”
“There’s something so satisfying about power washing the bowl.”
Instead Of Putting the Twist-Tie Back on The Bread, I Simply Twist the Bag Opening and Tuck it Under the Bottom
“My wife HATES when I do this, it I do it anyway.”
Start Peeing in Toilet, Back up 1 Or 42 Feet to See How Far I Can Pee Into the Bowl
“Then have to run closer as you realize you’re almost out of pee.”
Check Yourself Out When Your Shaving Cream Looks Like a Big White Beard
“Am I the only one who does this and start laughing like Santa?”
“Also when shaving my beard with an electric trimmer, I check out all the styles of beards, goatees and mustaches.”
Flush Before You Finish Peeing, and Race the Toilet to See if You Can Finish Before it Finishes Flushing
“Then if you lose you have to flush again.”
“I can tell I’m getting older when I never win the race anymore.”
When Shaving, Trims Beard to The Hitler Mustache for a Brief Moment and Stares at Themselves for a Minute, and Speaks in a German Accent
“I used to, but then I got worried my shaver would break and leave me with the ‘tache so now I always shave that bit first.”
Judge Every Single Woman Within the First Few Seconds of Seeing Her Whether or Not You Would Sleep With Her
“I remember reading that everyone does this, man and woman, whether it’s conscious or not.”
Taking My Shirt Off When Going to The Toilet
“Forget the shirt and take one leg out of your pants. Or both; either way it’s much less restricting.”
“I have to take my glasses off.”
If Passing Another Guy on the Street Thinking, “Can I take him”?
While Taking a Shower Go Into a Ball and Slowly Rise While Humming the Terminator Theme
“Then step out of the bathroom naked and say to the first person you see: “I need your clothes, boots, and your motorcycle.”
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Source: Reddit
