Not all pickup lines are created equal, and some are downright cringe-worthy. A recent internet poll recently asked, “what are the worst pickup lines a girl can use in your opinion?”. We’ve chosen 16 of the top answers and some of them might surprise you.
What Do You Drive?
“Unless you’re a car guy and want to infodump about your turbocharged sleeper k-swapped ford escort.”
“Had this one happen to me too. First question on a first date. Instant turn off.”
Saying Nothing And Just Expecting The Man To Start Talking
“I have announced my presence. Now worship me, peasant.”
“Girls rely on men to make the move too much. It’s really frustrating.”
Would You Like To Buy A Beautiful Lady A Drink?
“‘ Not really,’ I replied, as I walked off whilst having abuse hurled at me.”
“I didn’t really want to give them the time of day. A lot of women are repulsive on nights out hence why I don’t really go out anymore.”
You Look Just Like My Brother
“I was at a strip club 20 years ago, and while chatting with one of the dancers, she literally said: ‘You remind me of my brother! Do you want a private dance?’.”
“Was this after you dropped your pants?”
Nice Wallet
“Dear God, has someone actually said this to you?”
“Some folks rock a velcro-style Spongebob wallet. The folks they meet can hardly be blamed for commenting on such a mark of distinction.”
I’m Too Pretty To Buy Myself A Drink
“This was just another reason I don’t keep a tab at the bar. Settle every round with cash!”
“I just say “no, but you could buy me one?”. Never got a drink out of it but throws them off.”
I Have A Boyfriend. But…
“Sorry, babe, but if you’re not first, you’re last.”
“Runner up: “I have three baby daddies. Buuuuut…”.”
If I Was 30 Years Younger, I’d Be All Over You
“I got this a lot when I was younger. Even as a kid, women would tell me that. Pretty creepy. I’m 30 now and don’t get it as much.”
“I hate that some women think their gender is a loophole around being a creep.”
I’m Not Like Other Girls
“99% chance she is, in fact, like other girls.”
“The actual ‘not like other girls’ girls never say that phrase, interestingly.”
“Whenever I hear this, I think, ‘Yes, you are.'”
Hi
“By far the most common. Girls have no game.”
“They think women approaching men is some incredible thing, and the men who experience it should fall over themselves to pick up the slack and entertain them.”
How Much Money Do You Make?
“It’s always the unemployed ones asking that too. Never been asked that by a woman with a good education and a job that makes more than minimum wage.”
“I responded, ‘On public assistance, and my Huffy is locked up out front.’ That ended the conversation.”
Do You Have The Time?
“I gave her the time by pointing at the clock behind me. Still kicking myself for that thirty years later.”
“How would this turn into anything? Seems like she was just asking for the time because she couldn’t see a clock.”
You Look Like A Nice Man
“I would just think: she needs a lift, and I look like the least one to kill and skin her.”
“I said the same thing a few days ago, but apparently, there is an entire derogatory subreddit about “nice guys,” and it isn’t complimentary.”
Hey There Big Fella
“Sounds like a character in a loony tunes cartoon.”
“I would only like this one if she had a strong southern accent.”
Prove To Me You’re Not Gay
“The essence of bad pickup lines is laziness. Lines like this are bad because they completely ignore the other person as a human being.”
“I question your manhood. If you want to prove you’re not a homosexual, buy me stuff / fight that guy / treat me like a goddess.”
I Love The Vulnerability Of An Unhappily Married Man
“I was just reflecting on my situation while looking at my wedding ring at the dispensary.”
“That’s gross to say to somebody; wow.”
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