Ever been on a date and had the guy ask you a ridiculous question? Well, someone recently asked the women of Reddit ‘what is the most stupid question you have been asked on the first date?’ and we’ve listed 18 of the top answers below.
Are You Attached To Your Children?
“He explained he doesn’t date women with kids (single mom was clearly stated on my profile), so he was hoping I’d say no and just get rid of them, I guess?!”
“I had a few ask something similar. Or ask if I’d consider giving the father custody if we decided to get serious.”
My Place Or Yours? (After A Boring Date)
“The worst first dates were the ones where the guy asked me virtually no questions during the date, but when we were getting ready to leave asked “My place or yours?”.”
“Same. Terrible boring date that could not hold a conversation texted me asking for a second date, and got EXTREMELY hurt when I declined.”
Are You Going To Be Nice ALL Evening?
“I was polite to our waitress, and he asked if I was going to continue all evening?”
“There is no bigger turn-off than a person who treats waiting staff poorly.”
Why Can’t You Wear Natural Make-up?
“I was wearing orange eye shadow that looks splendid on me, and the guy asked why I couldn’t wear more natural colors. I was like, ‘define natural.’ And he couldn’t.”
“Orange IS a natural color. Just look at the fruit!”
Why Won’t You Eat The Soup I ordered FOR You?
“I couldn’t eat it because I’d go into anaphylaxis; it’s shrimp, and I’m allergic to shellfish.”
“I’m celiac, and on a second date, the guy kissed me after he ate some pizza (totally forgot). He laughed at me like being celiac isn’t a real thing; it was super weird.”
Have You Ever Been Arrested? (While Proudly Showing Me His Mugshots)
“Yes. One guy asked, ‘what’s your body count? You had one job, and it was to make a good impression, and you still messed that up.”
“Same. I had a combo of bad questions, including “how many white men have you killed.” That date lasted 16 actual minutes.”
What Was Your Major? (After Telling Him My Degree)
“I think he was really, really high.”
“He didn’t mean specialty either; that would have been a good save! He was really lost in the sauce. It was a short date.”
Don’t You Care What Other People Think When You Laugh That Loud?
“Um, no. I’m laughing. Not sobbing, screaming obscenities, or making odd noises. And looking around the restaurant, you’re the only one who seems to care.”
“No shame! Own it. It’s part of who you are!”
When Are You Moving Back To Your Home Country?
“I said I wasn’t moving back, but he just replied, ‘no seriously, when are you actually moving back?'”
“Was he actually a deportation officer?”
Can You Rehome Your Cats?
“Was it on your first date? Unimaginable!”
“‘ Can you get rid of your cats for me because I don’t like cats.’ No, Gary. Screw you, Gary.”
What’s Your Dream Job? (Four Times)
“When he asked me the fourth time, it didn’t occur to me at all that he wasn’t joking, so I giggled, and he said “Oh, I guess you don’t want to tell me.””
“Dude must’ve taken his dating strategy directly from the Sims. Spam the exact same social interaction 50 times and then – boom! – you can go get married.”
Can I Borrow A Strand Of Your Hair?
“Apparently, he wanted it to floss his teeth!”
“Borrow? So, he was going to pluck one of your hairs out, floss his teeth with it, and then hand it back to you? Or just floss his teeth with your hair while it remains attached to your head, and then just gently pat it back into place? I mean, yeah. Sounds reasonable.”
Will You Marry Me So I Can Get A Visa?
“At least he cut to the chase. Did he at least pick up the tab before proposing?”
“I had one of those too. I guess I should’ve appreciated the honesty and not wasted my time.”
Have You Ever Killed Anyone?
“I was in the military, but that is not a good question to ask someone.”
“That’s a question I’d expect from an eight-year-old boy, not a grown man.”
“No, but tonight might be my lucky night!”
Will You Move In With Me?
“This was the first time I’d met him. We had been talking for about 10 min when he pulled out a key and put it on the table. Asks me if I want to move in with him that weekend.”
“Well, it’s a good thing he showed his true intentions right out the gate. Some are cunning enough to wait until deep into the relationship before the mask comes off.”
Can We Make A Baby?
“I got “let’s make a baby” from a guy I just started dating, but he waited until date three.”
“He told me that he would like me to be pregnant with our first of four kids by the end of the year. Oh, and he wanted me to quit work so I could be a full-time housewife.”
How Long Have You Been Asian For?
“You should’ve said ‘Since Tuesday. I was Egyptian last week’.”
“I’m not sure when I started being Asian. I’m sure it was from a very young age, but I honestly don’t know when I made the conscious decision to become Asian.”
What If I Want To Murder You?
“I told him that I watch and listen to too much true crime to come unprepared for a first date and that 4 of my friends have my location and his first and last name.”
“We were almost at my house, walking down a dark street, and he said, “you know, I could rape you right now.”
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Source: Reddit
